hooba's husum's hangout

hooba's firsthand look at the seamy side of husum's burgeoning wine and food industry through the eyes of the players who shall remain nameless until i choose to expose their every deed. i will document the attempts of a career chef who has been sent to the gorge by some higher power to facilitate the change of the local food and wine scene.

Sunday, February 17, 2008

mt. adams shows it's mediterranean side

greetings mountaineers

hooba here with great news from mediterranea. our friend mt. adams has shown it's face again after a few weeks being awol. might be i haven't been around to see it but today it truly shone in all it's glory. for those of you church goers i would encourage a visit to the porch here at hooba's to experience just what the almighty has to offer. our church without walls is one of a kind. the burgers run a distant second. we do have four pews for those of you who feel it necessary to kneel.

the very large tv is up and running thanks to mr. haney, ian and john. safe to say it's the largest in husum and most likely the surrounding area. nothing says great bar like a big screen even if we don't give a rat's ass about nascar. apologies to gerald who enjoyed every minute of today's race. i would anticipate that we might even consider showing figure skating in the future as we're all about equal time, kinda like the campaign ads. speaking of campaigns hooba is considering an amendment to eliminate neckties. since i don't own one why should anyone else? methinks it constricts the flow of blood and relevant thought to the brain. some of you may have to wear one to work but i'm thinking your iq would be higher without it. just a thought.

i thought a little movie trivia last week might stump most of you but was i surprised. scott, jim, jim, paul, lorrie, and our own kate wood knew of what i spoke regarding peter sellers and being there. hooba ain't much of a movie goer but chauncey walking down the median in dc to the sounds of 2001 a space odyessy after losing his gardening job is a classic. name this one, nobody get's out of life alive, and the movie, and the star, movie junkies. more swell prizes for the right answer. andria found the boot with a bit of help from a modrich so it could be time to be more discerning on where it's hidden. imagine your glee when you find it when not even looking.

ratso the catso just realized that this is the year of the rat in china. imagine her surprise when they honored her with an entire year of festivities. since her trip to the vet she's celebrating like she knows how to party even if the venue is only a half acre with assorted junk and crap. she loves the crib as do the owners. i would encourage all of you, who like myself were never cat lovers, to get a stray form the humane society and let'em loose. ratso has better insurance than yours truly. mine starts march 1.

the winds of change are blowing and for some reason winter wasn't as bad as advertised. i'm contemplating live entertainment starting in march with a local crew who seem to carry a tune or two. i'll keep you posted. my ku prediction last week was not quite accurate but hey we can't win every game. so long as we show up march 31st i'll be happy. i would encourage you all to be happy and let us know what we can do to make your lives easier. until next week i'll remain contemplative.

hooba the contemplator





Hooba's Of Husum

1 Comments:

At 5:13 PM, Blogger mordecai said...

I found you through a recommendation rendered by dyspeptic Fran, late of Fenway - God forgive her. Been enjoying the highly condensed wisdom found in your blog. Reminds me of my bricklayer friend here in Vantucky, WA, who cautioned me years ago to, "Seek those who seek truth, Flee those who find it."

Please tell me where your establishment is located, its name, entry requirements, height/weight restrictions, and desired religious affiliation.

Much sincerity,
Mordecai Ham

 

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